sensxal-bliss:
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Deep Red - I request your company for pizza.
Red - We should watch anime together
Pink - I rather like your face
Blue - You’re beautiful
Rose - Your blog is great
Purple - You’re hotter than the southern hemisphere
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I'm rather fond of your blog
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - We should hook up
Tangerine - We don't have much in common but we should fuck anyway
Amber - Notice me
Cream - We don't talk, but your blog is A+
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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

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i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

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xThis is like a Canadian staying at a hospital in America.
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xthis was my favorite movie xyou have no idea

enoland8:

reyairia:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

this had sixty notes last night

SIXTY NOTES

I’m still down for it.

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faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

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httydandrotg:

sizvideos:

Watch the video 

Follow our Tumblr

I think I hurt myself smiling this is that cute

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linesofreturninggeese:

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

YES PLEASE
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harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

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delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe
Fuck weaponising femininity
UTILISE femininity

delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe

Fuck weaponising femininity

UTILISE femininity

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